[ar:Tom Cardy]
[ti:.BH]
[al:]
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[00:04.52]When my roomate comes into the room looking for his car keys
[00:08.83]I don't say it yet
[00:12.82]And when he gets me off the couch to chenk underneath the couch cushions
[00:16.83]I don't say it yet
[00:19.86]NO
[00:21.12]And then when he say out loud
[00:22.19]"I wonder where my carkeys are?"
[00:23.66]I still don't say it
[00:28.86]But then he asks me
[00:30.32]"Do you know where my car keys are?"
[00:32.39]I look at him In his face
[00:35.17]And I say
[00:36.99]Have you checked your BUTTHOLE?
[00:39.31]Ski-bap Ba-Dap
[00:39.98]butthole
[00:41.55]I have not seen your keys
[00:43.32]But since U R asking me
[00:44.94]You better check up that Butthole
[00:46.21]Of course i'm not serious
[00:47.72]I don't think it's up inside your
[00:49.13]Big Brown Business
[00:50.63]but a funny thing to say to someone
[00:52.30]who's lost their shit and is stressed out visibly
[00:54.57]When I see the best man start to sweat
[00:58.36]I don't say it yet
[01:00.20]Ski-bap Ba-Dap
[01:02.18]When I see that little ring bearer cunt
[01:04.60]getting yelled at by his mum
[01:06.32]oooooh
[01:07.88]Istill don't say it
[01:10.47]When I see the groom asking the vicar
[01:12.29]if they can wait just another 15 minutes
[01:14.71]I do not say it
[01:18.40]And when the father of the bride starts
[01:20.11]organizing an ad-hoc emu bob
[01:21.89]of the court yard area
[01:23.61]I want to but i do not say it
[01:26.54]It's the 11th hour, with300 congregates under gods roof
[01:30.23]The vicar approaches the mic,
[01:31.85]and suddenly all of the chatter goes mute
[01:34.17]He says that they're misplaced the rings,
[01:35.89]could anyone possibly knows where they are
[01:38.02]I know it's my time and all heads turn as I stand and say
[01:40.55]Vicar
[01:42.42]Have you checked your BUTTHOLE?
[01:45.19]Ski-bap Ba-Dap
[01:45.80]Butthole
[01:47.47]I have not seen your ring
[01:49.29]but have you checked your RING?
[01:50.96]and by RING I mean butthole
[01:52.17]Love is patient
[01:52.63]Love is kind
[01:53.44]but if you ask me where you can find
[01:55.87]Iiterally anything you've lost before
[01:57.69]I'm gonna suggest that it's up you're butthole
[02:00.07]"Where's my phone?"
[02:00.88]Is it up your butthole?
[02:02.04]"I lost my loan"
[02:02.95]Have you checked up your butthole?
[02:04.11]"I'm losing my patience!"
[02:04.77]Check your anus
[02:05.67]"Where is your class?"
[02:06.63]I think it's stuck up your Ass
[02:08.20]"I just lost my grandma"
[02:09.05]OMG,i'm so sorry
[02:09.66]"Are you capable of not saying she's up my asshole?"
[02:12.24]Of course, my condolences
[02:13.30]"I'm not looking for a silly joke right now"
[02:15.57]yeah,yeah
[02:17.32]What are you looking for?
[02:19.34]"Honestly, just like a shoulder to cry on"
[02:21.92]Have you checked your BUTTHOLE?
[02:23.66]Ski-bap Ba-Dap
[02:24.71]BUTTHOLE
[02:26.18]May be you'll find your dead Grandma up there too
[02:29.21]Oh I fucking got you
[02:30.73]Butthole
[02:31.80]My family hate me
[02:32.81]This might be the reason that i've got no close friends
[02:36.75]FUCKING worth it baby