[00:03.50]Guys, you won't believe this! 你们一定不会相信！
[00:05.63]-I just talked to my agent.. -Oh, my God! -我刚刚跟我的经纪人谈过… -我的天啊！
[00:10.57]I'm sorry. Too soon. You go. 对不起，太快了，你说吧
[00:13.48]I got nominated for Days of Our Lives! 我因为《我们的日子》被提名！
[00:16.61]-Good for you! -Congratulations! -这真的是太好了！ -恭喜你！
[00:19.95]I can't believe you're nominated for an Emmy! 我不敢相信你获得艾美奖提名！
[00:22.98]-Soap Opera Digest Award? -No. I'm up for a "Soapie." -肥皂剧文摘奖？ -不，我被提名“肥皂奖”
[00:28.72]Is that something you're making up? 那是你乱编的吗？
[00:31.53]No, no, no, it's real! And it has been, since 1998. 不，它是真的 这个奖从1998年开始颁发
[00:37.97]I'm up for a Soapie! 嘿，瑞秋！我被提名肥皂奖了！
[00:40.60]Oh, my God! 我的天啊！
[00:41.84]My God! That's the third most prestigious soap opera award there is! 天啊！那是排名第三的肥皂剧大奖！
[00:46.88]Thank you! I guess we know who I'll take to the awards! 谢谢！我猜我们知道 我该带谁参加颁奖典礼！
[00:50.91]Don't kid about that! Will all the stars be there? 别跟我开这种玩笑！ 所有明星都会去吗？
[00:54.32]Many are scheduled to appear. 很多人都说他们会去
[00:58.62]-I can't go. I'll be too nervous! -I'll go. -我不能去，我一定会太紧张！ -那就换我去吧
[01:02.62]You're getting married. This is all I have. 你要结婚了，这个机会是我的
[01:07.20]The One With Joey's Award 本集播出：乔伊的肥皂奖
[00:00.00]
[01:46.60]Ernest Muhlbrat hypothesized that the velociraptor, when threatened... 恩斯特穆伯拉特假设 迅猛龙受到威胁时…
[01:51.61]would expand its collar and emit a high-pitched noise... 他会把颈部肌肉张开 发出尖锐的叫声…
[01:56.04]to frighten off predators. 将敌人吓跑
[01:58.45]Mr. Lewis? 路易斯，什么事？
[02:00.52]What kind of noise? 他是怎么叫的？
[02:02.68]Just a high-pitched, intimidating noise. 他会发出尖锐吵杂的声音
[02:07.46]But like how? 那到底是什么样子？
[02:10.02]Well, we don't know for sure. 我们并不确定
[02:13.46]But in my head, it sounded something like this: 但我想，应该是这样的：
[02:30.95]Of course, this is just conjecture. 当然，这只是种猜测
[02:36.65]Okay. That's all for today. 好了，今天的课上到这里
[02:40.29]Mr. Morse,  can I see you for a moment? 摩斯，我能跟你谈谈吗？
[02:46.09]Yes, sir? 什么事？教授
[02:47.63]I need to talk to you about your midterm exam. 我得跟你谈谈你的期中考成绩
[02:52.23]-I'm afraid I had to fail you. -Why? -恐怕我得把你当掉 -为什么？
[02:56.87]Well, you need 60% to pass. 你得答中百分之六十才能过关
[02:59.54]-What did I get? -Seven. -我的分数是多少？ -七
[03:02.91]That's not so good. 那不是很好
[03:06.11]No, no, it's not. What happened, Ned? 不，那糟透了，奈德 到底发生了什么事？
[03:09.58]Maybe you can cut me some slack. I'm sort of in love. 或许你可以饶我一次，我恋爱了
[03:15.32]I'm sorry, but that's really not my problem. 抱歉，但那和我无关
[03:18.99]I'm in love with you. 我爱上了你
[03:22.80]That brings me in the loop a little. 那好像跟我有一点关系
[03:26.27]That's why I did so bad on this test. I'm having a hard time concentrating. 所以我才会考那么烂 我没办法专心上课
[03:30.97]When you're up there and you're teaching... 你站在讲台上讲课的时候…
[03:34.58]and your face gets all serious... 表情是那么地严肃…
[03:37.15]You look so good. When you wear that tight little turtleneck sweater.. 你看起来好帅 当你穿着紧身套头毛衣时…
[03:46.45]I'm your teacher. I'm sorry. 我是你的老师，对不起
[03:49.52]You're a student. 你是学生
[03:51.29]And I like women. 而且我喜欢女人
[03:53.49]In spite of what may be written on the backs of these chairs. 虽然有人在椅背上写了一些话
[04:02.20]That guy at the counter's totally checking you out. 吧台那个男人在看你
[04:05.71]Really? 真的吗？
[04:07.88]-Oh, my God, he's really cute! -Go for it. -我的天啊，他真的好帅！ -去吧
[04:12.61]Phoebe, I'm engaged. 菲比，我订婚了
[04:14.35]I'm saying, get his number, just in case. 我建议你去问他的 电话号码，以防万一
[04:18.49]But if Chandler's in an accident and can't perform ***ually... 说不定钱德发生意外 丧失了性能力…
[04:22.92]he'd want you to take a lover to satisfy needs he'd no longer fulfill. 他要你找个爱人 满足他无法满足你的那个部份
[04:33.03]Can I just tell you something? 我能跟你说句话吗？
[04:35.40]I'm very flattered, but I'm engaged. 我真的受宠若惊，但我订婚了
[04:40.14]This is kind of embarrassing. 这真的是很难启齿
[04:42.24]I actually came over to talk to your friend. 事实上，我想跟你朋友说话
[04:48.08]You should be embarrassed. 你应该觉得丢脸
[04:53.45]-I thought you knew I looked at you. -I did, but that was really fun. -我以为你知道我在看你 -我知道，但那真的很好玩
[05:00.40]"The winner is... Joey Tribbiani!" “得奖的是…乔伊崔比亚尼”
[05:09.00]"I honestly never expected this. 我真的没想到我会得奖…
[05:13.04]I didn't prepare a speech. 我没有准备演讲稿…
[05:14.94]I'd like to thank my parents,  who've always been there for me. 我要谢谢我的父母 他们一直支持着我…
[05:19.51]Also like to thank my friends, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, Rachel.." 我还要谢谢我的朋友 钱德，摩妮卡，菲比，瑞秋…
[05:24.79]-I'm fourth? -Jeez! -我排在第四个？ -天啊！
[05:28.69]Look at you with your maple syrup award! 看看你，拿着你的枫糖奖！
[05:31.56]Maybe you don't tell anyone about this? 拜托你不要告诉别人这件事
[05:35.03]No big deal. I do that with my shampoo bottle. 那没有什么大不了的 我也会拿着洗发精的瓶子那么做
[05:38.20]-Really? -Yeah. -真的吗？ -没错
[05:39.33]-What award are you practicing for? -Grammy. -你假装自己得了什么奖？ -葛莱美奖
[05:43.81]For Best New Artist. 我是最佳新进艺人
[05:47.11]The Soapies people called today. I also get to present an award. 肥皂奖的人今天打电话给我 我还得上台颁奖
[05:51.91]So you'll get on stage even if you don't win. 所以就算你没得奖 你也有机会上台
[05:59.09]-You don't think I'll win? -Of course I do. -你以为我不会得奖？ -你当然会得奖
[06:02.89]But Favorite Returning Character? That's a tough category. 但最受欢迎死而复生奖？ 那个奖的竞争很激烈
[06:06.93]You're up against the guy who survived his own cremation. 你要跟一个火葬了之后 还能活过来的人竞争
[06:11.47]No, I know I might not win. But it's just... 不，我知道或许我不会得奖 但那只是…
[06:15.20]I've never been nominated. I want it so much. 我从来没有被提名过 我真的很想得奖
[06:18.41]You'll probably get it. 或许你会得奖
[06:20.14]But you should start practicing your "gracious-loser" face. 但你应该开始练习 你的“运动家精神”表情
[06:24.01]When the cameras are on you,  you want to look disappointed. 当摄影机拍到你时 你得表现出失望的样子
[06:28.02]But also that your colleague deserved to win. Like: 但也得表现出对方是 实至名归的表情，就像这样：
[06:36.29]You know? 你知道吗？
[06:37.49]-You practice losing the Grammys too? -No, at the Grammys, I always win. -你也假装自己没得到葛莱美奖？ -不，我是葛莱美奖的常胜军
[06:48.47]-Hey! -How'd your date go with Jake? -嘿！ -你跟杰克约会还顺利吗？
[06:51.31]Great. We couldn't keep our eyes off each other. 太棒了，我们一直注视着彼此
[06:54.51]Every once in a while, he'd lean over,  stroke my hair, then touch my neck. 每隔一阵子他就会靠过来 摸我的头发跟脖子
[07:00.01]Stop it. You're getting me all tingly. 住手，你害得我好痒
[07:03.52]All I could think of was,  is he gonna kiss me? 我只能想他要吻我了吗？
[07:06.62]-Did he? -I'm a lady. I don't kiss and tell. -他吻了你吗？ -我是个淑女，绝不会泄露那种事
[07:09.52]But this hickey speaks for itself. 但这个吻痕说明了一切
[07:11.99]Okay, I got it. I got it. 好了，我知道了
[07:14.46]I like him so much, I feel like I've had 10 drinks today. 我真的好喜欢他 感觉上像是我今天喝了十杯酒
[07:18.77]I've only had six. 我只喝了六杯
[07:22.30]I haven't had that feeling since I first went out with Chandler. 我第一次跟钱德约会后 再也没有那样的感觉
[07:28.04]-I'll never have that feeling again. -You sound like a guy. -我永远都不会再有那样的感觉 -你的口气跟男人一模一样
[07:31.65]No, a guy would say, "I'll never get to sleep with anyone else." 不，男人会说：“我永远 都不能再跟别人上床”
[07:36.02]I'll never sleep with anyone else! 我永远都不能再跟别人上床！
[07:39.85]I'm so busy planning the wedding, I forgot about what I'll give up. 我一直忙着筹备婚礼 完全忘了我要放弃什么
[07:45.39]I'll never have a first kiss again. 我再也不会有初吻
[07:48.36]You'll have a last kiss. 你会有最后的吻别
[07:55.74]Can I ask you something? Has a guy ever had a crush on you? 我能问你一件事吗？ 有男人喜欢过你吗？
[07:59.51]Is that why you wanted to tie my tie? 那就是你要帮我打领带的原因？
[08:03.54]A kid in my class said he's in love with me. 我班上的学生说他爱上我了
[08:07.22]Whoa! 哇！
[08:08.45]-Whoa, what? -Ross has a boyfriend! -哇什么？ -罗斯有男朋友了
[08:11.89]I do not have a boyfriend. 我没有男朋友
[08:14.22]There's a guy in one of my classes who has a crush on me. 我班上有个男学生暗恋我
[08:18.36]-Really? -Yeah. -真的吗？ -对
[08:20.13]Last year, Elizabeth, now this kid... 去年是伊莉莎白，现在是这个孩子…
[08:23.06]What is it? Am I giving out some kind of... 这是怎么一回事？我散发出…
[08:26.90]***y-professor vibe? 性感教授的气质吗？
[08:32.54]Not right now. 现在看起来不像
[08:34.71]The point is, my natural charisma has made him fail his midterm. 重点是我的天生丽质 让他期中考被当掉
[08:40.05]Now I feel bad for the kid. 我为那个孩子感到难过
[08:42.25]I had a crush on a teacher once, and it was so hard. 我也曾经暗恋过老师，那真的很难受
[08:45.79]I couldn't concentrate. I blushed every time he looked at me. 我没办法专心上课 每次他看着我时，我都会脸红
[08:50.22]You remember what it's like to be 19 and in love. 你还记得十九岁时的恋爱滋味吧
[08:56.50]-I can cut him some slack. -Yeah. -我可以放他一马 -太棒了
[08:59.07]-How'd you get over that teacher? -I didn't. I got under him. -你怎么忘记那个老师的？ -我没有，我跟他上床了
[09:05.74]Problem solved. 问题解决了
[09:10.61]-Bye, Phoebe. -Okay, bye. -再见，菲比 -好的，再见
[09:18.32]-All right. Bye. -Bye. -好的，再见 -再见
[09:27.80]We said goodbye at the door so as not to flaunt our new love. 我们在门边说再见 不想炫耀我们的新恋情
[09:32.13]It's okay. You don't have to tiptoe around me. 没关系，你不必顾忌我
[09:36.10]I've thought about it. You know what? 我已经想过了，你知道吗？
[09:38.67]I'm okay, not having that new-relationship feeling. 我可以接受没有心动感觉的生活
[09:41.41]-I miss you already! -I miss you too! -我已经开始想你了！ -我也会想你！
[09:48.45]That's great, but I wouldn't trade what I have for that. 那真的太棒了 但我不会拿我的幸福跟你交换
[09:52.92]I'll be with Chandler the rest of my life. That makes me happy. 我会一辈子跟钱德相守 那让我觉得幸福
[09:58.16]Come sit down. We're talking about how our relationship's deep... 快坐下，我们正在谈 我们的关系有多深厚…
[10:02.96]and meaningful. It is, don't you think? 是那么地有意义 真的是那样，你觉得呢？
[10:05.87]Oh, totally. 喔，一点都没错
[10:08.47]Pull my finger. 拉一下我的手指
[10:15.48]-Favorite Returning Male.. -This is my category! -最受欢迎死而复生男演员… -轮到我了！
[10:20.95]-Got your speech? -Got my speech. -你的演讲稿带了吗？ -带了
[10:22.82]Got your gracious-loser face? 运动家精神表情练习好了吗？
[10:27.09]Try to remember, if you win, you have to hug me. 记住，如果你得奖了，你得抱我
[10:30.46]Can I squeeze your ass? 我能捏你的**吗？
[10:33.46]On TV? 在电视上吗？
[10:35.53]Yeah! 可以！
[10:37.87]In the Favorite Returning Male character category, the nominees are: 在最受欢迎死而复生 男演员奖方面被提名的有：
[10:41.47]John Wheeler from General Hospital. 约翰惠勒，《总医院》
[10:46.01]Gavin Graham from The Young and the Restless. 盖文葛拉罕，《年少轻狂》
[10:50.18]Duncan Harrington from Passions. 唐肯哈灵顿，《热情》
[10:53.75]And Joey Tribbiani from Days of Our Lives. 乔伊崔比亚尼，《我们的日子》
[10:58.62]And the Soapie goes to: 得奖的是：
[11:02.89]Gavin Graham from The Young and the Restless. 盖文葛拉罕，《年少轻狂》
[11:18.21]Presenting the Favorite Supporting Actress award: 颁发最受欢迎女配角奖的是：
[11:21.64]Joey Tribbiani from Days of Our Lives. 演《我们的日子》的乔伊崔比亚尼
[11:30.58]Any one of the brilliant actresses nominated for this award... 所有在这个奖项 被提名的优秀女演员…
[11:34.96]deserves to take it home. Unfortunately, only one can. 得奖都是实至名归 可惜只有一个人能得奖
[11:41.80]The nominees for Favorite Supporting Actress are: 最受欢迎女配角奖被提名的有：
[11:44.53]From Passions, Erin Goff. 《热情》，艾玲高菲
[11:51.57]From One Life to Live, Mary Lauren Bishop. All My Children, Sarah Renee. 《一生一次》，犸丽墨琳毕雪 《我的孩子们》，莎拉蕾妮
[11:56.34]And from Days of Our Lives, Jessica Ashley. 《我们的日子》，洁西卡艾许丽
[11:59.35]And the winner is: 得奖的是：
[12:02.18]Jessica Ashley from Days of Our Lives. 洁西卡艾许丽，《我们的日子》
[12:06.82]Unfortunately, Jessica couldn't be with us tonight... 不幸地，洁西卡今晚因故无法出席…
[12:10.29]so I'll accept this award on her behalf. 我要代表她接受这个奖
[12:16.70]And I'm sure that Jessica... 我相信洁西卡…
[12:19.63]wants to thank my parents... 会想谢谢我的父母…
[12:22.20]who always believed in me. 他们一直都很支持我
[12:24.71]She'd also like to thank my friends: 她也感谢我的朋友
[12:26.81]Chandler, Monica, Ross, Phoebe and Rachel... 钱德，摩妮卡，罗斯，菲比跟瑞秋…
[12:31.15]who's sitting right there. 她就坐在那边
[12:44.93]Why'd we rush out so fast? 我们为什么要急着离开？
[12:48.13]We had to get out of there because.. Look what I won! 我们得赶快离开 因为…你看我拿了什么回家！
[12:54.34]Oh, my God. You stole her award! 我的天啊，你偷走她的奖杯！
[12:57.71]No, no, no. I'm accepting it on her behalf. 不…我代表她收下它
[13:02.64]I don't think you know what "behalf" means. 我想你不知道“代表”是什么意思
[13:05.18]Sure I do. It's a verb. As in "I be half-in' it"! 我当然知道，它是个动词 意思是“我能分一半”！
[13:13.39]-You've got to take this back. -I should've won. I really wanted it. -你得把它还回去 -我应该得奖的，我真的好想得奖
[13:18.09]She didn't care enough to come to the thing. It could also be a Grammy. 她根本不在乎才没有出席 它也可以拿来当葛莱美
[13:26.23]No, Joey. 不，乔伊
[13:27.60]No one saw me take it. There's a whole table of them. 没有人看到我把它拿走 整个桌子上都是奖杯
[13:31.67]Do you want an award you didn't win? 你想要一个不属于你的奖杯吗？
[13:34.38]No, I want an award I did win. But nobody's given me any of those! 不，我想要一个属于我的奖杯 但没有人愿意让我得奖
[13:39.78]If I put it up, when people come over, they'll see it... 如果我把它摆在这里 大家就会看到它…
[13:43.75]and think I won it. 以为我真的得奖了
[13:45.49]Joey, it says "Best Supporting Actress." 乔伊，上面写着“最佳女配角奖”
[13:48.72]I can scratch that right off. 我可以把那个刮掉
[13:52.19]This is wrong. You have to take it back. 这是不对的，你得把它还回去
[13:54.90]You don't want to win an award this way. You're very talented. 你不会想这样把奖杯拿回家 你真的有演戏天份
[13:59.70]Someday you'll win one of these for real and that one will mean something. 有一天你会真的得奖 那对你来说才有意义
[14:07.31]-Oh, all right. -All right? Thank you. -好吧 -好吗？谢谢
[14:11.25]I'll take it back tomorrow. -我明天就把它还回去 -谢谢
[14:25.39]If I can't have it, you can't have it! 如果我不能拥有它 你也不能拥有它！
[14:34.77]-Professor Geller? -Yes, Mr. Lewis? How can I help you? -盖勒教授？ -路易斯？有什么事吗？
[14:39.04]I know I didn't do well on my midterms and stuff. 我知道我的期中考没有考好
[14:42.58]But I was hoping you could change my grade. 但我希望你能帮我改成绩
[14:45.95]And why, exactly, would I do that? 我为什么要那么做？
[14:48.92]Because I'm in love with you. 因为我爱上你了
[14:53.75]What? 什么？
[14:55.76]Yeah. I'm all in love with you and stuff. 对，我爱上你了
[15:01.70]-So could you change my grade? -No! -你可以帮我改成绩吗？ -不行！
[15:05.47]Why not? You changed Ned's grade. 为什么？你帮奈德改成绩
[15:07.80]That's different. Because he was actually in love with me. 那不一样，因为他真的爱上我了
[15:12.11]No, he's not! He's totally yanking your chain. 不，他才没有！他只是在耍你
[15:15.28]He's done this with three other teachers. 他已经用这一招对付过其他三个教授
[15:19.85]-What? -He's got a girlfriend. -什么？ -他有女朋友
[15:23.78]I can't believe someone would do that for a grade. 我不敢相信有人会为了成绩那么做
[15:26.95]I know. 我知道
[15:28.39]It's awful. 那太可怕了
[15:31.73]I love you. 我爱你
[15:37.03]-Have you seen Chandler? -No, why? 你看到钱德了吗？
[15:39.20]I keep thinking about all the things I won't have. 我一直在想我会失去的一切
[15:42.50]It's freaking me out. I don't know what to do. 我真的吓坏了，我不知道该怎么办
[15:45.61]Don't sweat it. 别担心
[15:46.97]Chandler's not around, so get it out of your system. That guy's cute. 钱德不在，别管那么多规矩 那个男的很帅
[15:53.41]Come on, I'm serious. 别这样，我是认真的
[15:56.35]-I've got to talk to him about this. -That's the last thing you want to do. -我得跟他谈这件事 -你真的不该那么做
[16:01.12]-Why? -Because you're marrying him! -为什么？ -因为你要嫁给他！
[16:05.39]You gotta help me out here. 你得帮帮我
[16:08.00]I've never been engaged. I've never really been married. 我从来没有订婚过，也没有结婚过
[16:11.50]I can only tell you what my mother told me. 我只能告诉你我妈跟我说的话
[16:14.40]When you have doubts or fears or anxieties about a relationship... 当你对一段关系有疑虑 害怕或焦虑时…
[16:18.91]don't communicate them to your husband. 别跟你的丈夫沟通这些问题
[16:23.24]I'm not supposed to share my doubts and fears... 我不该跟我要共度一生的男人…
[16:26.51]with the guy I'm spending the rest of my life with? 分享我的疑虑跟恐惧？
[16:29.75]That is correct. Yes. 没错，就是那样
[16:31.72]You're supposed to put all that stuff in a little box in your mind... 你应该把那件事放在心里…
[16:36.22]and lock it up. 永远不再提
[16:38.66]Your mother told you this? -那是你妈妈告诉你的？ -对
[16:40.46]The woman who married a bunch of times and killed herself when you were 13? 那个结了很多次婚 在你十三岁时她就自杀了的女人？
[16:46.37]Oh, my God, you're right. 我的天啊，你说的对
[16:48.17]Tell Chandler. Hurry, before it's too late! 去告诉钱德，快点，免得太迟了！
[16:51.21]Wait! Does this also mean that putting out doesn't get you love? 等一下，这也表示 放荡是得不到真爱的吗？
[16:59.05]（银杯）
[17:01.25]-I'm gonna meet Jessica Ashley! -Wait, wait. -我不信我要跟洁西卡艾许丽碰面！ -等一下
[17:04.45]Rach, please be cool, okay? I work with this woman. 瑞秋，拜托你酷一点，好吗？ 我跟这个女人一起工作
[17:08.42]Okay, I'm totally cool. 好吧，我会很酷的
[17:11.33]Come in. 请进
[17:13.99]Hey, Jessica. 嘿，洁西卡
[17:15.26]Hey, Jess. 嘿，洁西
[17:17.63]This is my friend Rachel. 她是我朋友瑞秋
[17:19.13]-Hi. -What's up? -嗨 -你好吗？
[17:24.64]Here's your Soapie. I accepted it for you. 这是你的肥皂奖 我代表你收下了它
[17:27.78]Oh, my God. I won? Do you have any idea what this means? 我的天啊，我得奖了？ 你知道这代表什么意义吗？
[17:35.08]You're not gonna put it on your shelf or anything? 你不把它摆在柜子里吗？
[17:38.65]No, I try to save that for real awards. Now if you'll excuse me? 不，我只想把真正的奖杯 摆在柜子里，对不起
[17:46.43]-Take it back? -Absolutely. -要把它拿回去吗？ -那当然
[17:53.43]Yeah, you do! 对，做的好！
[17:57.77]Honey? As we get closer to the wedding... 甜心？我们快结婚了…
[18:00.97]is there anything you'd like to share? 有什么事你想跟我分享吗？
[18:03.81]Okay. I think the centerpieces are too big. 好吧，我觉得桌上的装饰太大了
[18:07.88]You're wrong. The centerpieces are fine. 你错了，桌上的装饰刚刚好
[18:12.35]-Do you ever get scared at all? -Kind of. They're really big. -你曾经觉得害怕过吗？ -有一点，它们真的很大
[18:18.29]Doesn't it freak you out that you'll never be with anybody new again? 你不害怕自己没办法再认识新的人吗？
[18:24.36]What? 什么？
[18:26.97]I love you so much. 我非常爱你
[18:29.70]Sometimes it bothers me that I'll never have that feeling. 有时候我会很难过 我无法再有那样的感觉
[18:33.87]When you first meet someone... 当你刚认识一个人…
[18:36.21]and it's new and exciting. You know that rush? 你会觉得新鲜刺激 你知道那种心动的感觉吗？
[18:42.78]No, when I first meet somebody... 不，当我刚认识一个人…
[18:45.55]it's mostly panic, anxiety and a great deal of sweating. 我会觉得慌张，焦虑，满头大汗
[18:51.53]Okay. But you're a guy. 好吧，但你是男人
[18:53.49]Aren't you freaked out that you'll never sleep with anybody else? 你不害怕你永远不能 再跟别人上床吗？
[18:57.90]Sleeping with somebody, no. 不能跟别人上床，不
[19:00.57]Anxiety, panic and, I'm afraid,  even more sweating. 我害怕的是焦虑，慌张，跟满头大汗
[19:06.01]Even with me? 即使是跟我在一起？
[19:07.44]I was dangerously dehydrated the first six months of our relationship. 我们刚开始交往的六个月 我严重脱水
[19:13.51]For me, the rush is knowing that we'll be together the rest of our lives. 对我来说心动的感觉是 我们会共度余生
[19:19.85]-Really? -Well, yeah. -真的吗？ -对
[19:22.36]Knowing you're having these thoughts, we're back to panic, anxiety and... 知道你有这些想法 我们又回到了慌张，焦虑跟…
[19:27.13]I'll definitely need some kind of sports drink. 我真的需要喝点运动饮料
[19:32.87]Come here. Oh, you don't have to worry. 过来，你不必担心
[19:36.70]Besides, you know what? I'll have a lot of new things with you. 而且你知道吗？跟你在一起 我一定能遇上新鲜的事
[19:41.64]The first time we buy a house. Our first kid. Our first grandkid. 我们第一次买房子 第一个孩子，第一个孙子
[19:46.38]Water. Water. Water. 给我水，快点
[19:50.65]Mr. Morse? Can I speak to you for a moment? 摩斯？我能跟你谈谈吗？
[19:56.62]That was a great lecture today. Did you get a little haircut? 你今天上课的内容很精彩 你剪了头发吗？
[20:01.30]Yeah, yeah. Do you like it? Do you love it? 对，你喜欢吗？你爱吗？
[20:06.43]I want you to know I'm changing your grade back. 我要告诉你我会把你的成绩改回来
[20:09.50]What? Why? 什么？为什么？
[20:12.24]I know what you're trying to pull here. It won't work. 我知道你在搞什么鬼，那是行不通的
[20:16.08]I'm not trying to pull anything. Look, I love you, dude. 我没有搞鬼，听着，我爱你
[20:21.52]I'm not even gonna talk about this. This little "thing" is over. 我甚至不想谈这件事 这个小“风流韵事”结束了
[20:26.12]I know you have a girlfriend. And I know about the other professors. 我知道你有女朋友 也知道其他教授的事
[20:31.02]How do you think that makes me feel? You used me! 你觉得那会让我有什么感觉？你利用我！
[20:34.66]You don't love me and you never did! 你不爱我，你从来都没有爱过我！
[20:40.43]Professor Winston. Professor Frederickson. 温斯顿教授，佛迪瑞克森教授
[20:45.21]I'll be right with you. 我马上来
[20:47.44]Don't make this worse and I'll give you a "C." Shall we? 别让事情变得更糟糕 我会给你“C”，我们可以走了吗？
[20:59.19]I'll be out in a second. 我马上来
[21:06.76]"It's just so unexpected! 这真的是太意外了！
[21:11.47]I'll tell you, it's such an honor to just be nominated... 我得告诉大家 能被提名诺贝尔奖…
[21:15.90]for a Nobel Prize. 已经是莫大的光荣
[21:20.07]And, you know, to win one for a massage! 我竟然因为按摩得了诺贝尔奖！
[21:24.68]Especially just after winning a Tony Award for Best Actress.." 特别是我刚拿下 东尼奖的最佳女演员奖…
[21:28.82]Our reservations are at 8. 我们订了八点的位置
[21:30.85]"in Reservations at Eight by Neil Simon. 以《我们订了八点的位置》得奖 作词人是尼尔赛门
[21:34.69]Thank you, Neil. Thank you for the words." 谢谢你，尼尔，谢谢你帮我填词
[21:39.09]Finish this later. We're gonna be late. 待会再玩，我们要迟到了
[21:42.00]Please don't play the music. Just one more thing. 请不要奏乐，还有一件事
[21:45.53]Okay. "Live from New York,  it's Saturday Night!" “纽约现场直播 欢迎收看《周末夜现场》”