[00:00.000] 作词 : 张鹤伦
[00:00.222] 作曲 : 张鹤伦
[00:00.445]改编作曲：何建龙
[00:02.946]诶呀我的天呀
[00:05.946]破鞋漏脚尖啊
[00:09.196]老师让我交学费呀
[00:11.946]我说等两天啊
[00:15.196]有钱我买小鞭呀
[00:18.447]一放一杆烟啊
[00:21.196]气的俺的老师们呐
[00:24.446]是鼻孔直冒烟啊
[00:29.197]没钱我光脚丫啊
[00:32.446]外面飘雪花啊
[00:35.445]邻家小妹瞧见了
[00:37.945]是眼泪含眼圈啊
[00:41.445]她是我的心肝啊
[00:44.696]取名叫小娟啊
[00:47.446]闭月羞花沉鱼落雁
[00:50.947]比我胖两圈啊
[00:53.695]如今她有了钱啦
[00:57.197]给人当小三了
[01:00.196]德云社里说相声的捧哏叫于谦儿啊