[00:16.72]I'll cook up a solution with the knowledge I've accrued, [00:20.40]they say a kitchen time saves nine, but I'm just saving two! [00:24.09]I've gathered the ingredients to make some time sorbet, [00:27.90]there's hardly room for seconds when the seconds melt away! [00:31.65]Watch as I work my gypsy magic, [00:33.55]eye of a newt and cinammon [00:35.47]Watch as this matter turns to batter, [00:37.27]open the portal, jump in! [00:54.92]Crude stew! Do you fear it, Apple Bloom? [00:58.07]Sometimes life is not a cake walk served up on a silver spoon! [01:02.16]Toss a fig and [01:04.03]save the date and! [01:05.89]Bread and butter, chant and mutter, [01:07.81]marination, incantation, [01:09.15]chocolate icing, timeline splicing, [01:11.40]yeast is rising, rectifying! [01:31.38](Pinkie's Parents): Pinkie, if you're hearing this it means we're dead and gone [01:35.28]Please don't bake a portal just accept it and move on [01:38.92]My cauldron is preheated and I've got you in my thrall, [01:42.69]let's beat these yolks and save my folks by baking the fourth wall!!! [01:46.42]Watch as I work my gypsy magic [01:48.31]seapony tears and provolone! [01:50.22]God help the outcast with her witchcraft, [01:52.07]someday, I'm gonna go home [01:54.53]Someday, I'm gonna go home. [02:02.60]end