[ti:鬼马大家乐]
[ar:许冠杰]
[al:半斤八两]
[by:]
[offset:500]
[00:03.51]曲:溫拿樂隊/黃沾
[00:05.79]詞:許冠傑/黎彼得
[00:09.19]
[00:11.58](1)香港交通歌:
[00:18.54]今朝塞到依家
[00:21.70]把几火想爆炸
[00:25.54]轧油抽筋送波牙
[00:29.18]恰眼就梗听瓜
[00:32.96]香港交通最丟架
[00:36.72]一讲起都怕怕
[00:40.53]今朝搵到依家
[00:44.23]通街捐窿窿罅罅
[00:47.99]终于吼倒个METER
[00:51.59]一试又係弯咖啦
[00:55.68]香港车位夠羞家
[00:59.22]想搵位一早要霸
[01:03.47]冇谓索住曬鬼气
[01:07.18]交通差多多说话
[01:10.93]有理冇理抄咗先啦
[01:14.22]发告票理得佢
[01:17.88]最多公价
[01:19.46]
[01:20.38](2)医生颂:
[01:21.72]世界上有几百样人
[01:26.42]只发医生一个
[01:29.98]无论我点肚饿
[01:32.29]无论我点折坠
[01:34.57]终归要医好痛楚
[01:40.28]世界上有几百样人
[01:44.82]只信医生一个
[01:48.38]成日替我检验
[01:50.58]成日替我搞掂
[01:52.89]一朝到晚维护我
[01:58.71]你对佢多多讲嘢
[02:03.08]根本当唱歌
[02:07.56]佢照顾你今生今世
[02:11.97]你见佢多收钱更多
[02:16.63]世界上有几百样人
[02:21.10]只有医生一个
[02:24.59]能为我出力
[02:26.79]能令我瓜直
[02:29.13]始终永远陪伴我
[02:33.99]
[02:35.71](3)点解要摆酒:
[02:45.01]点解要摆酒
[02:48.67]乱咁曬钱冇理由
[02:52.74]人人为饮一杯酒
[02:56.59]累到夫妻一世忧
[03:01.14]点解要摆酒
[03:04.76]恨我整湿咗个头
[03:08.68]求人度水搵帮手
[03:12.68]月尾薪金起势扣
[03:17.23]揸杯酒共渡患難
[03:21.38]通台走做阿茂
[03:25.46]实係日后我与你做到狮子咁口
[03:33.83]点解要摆酒
[03:37.22]望见张单报曬仇
[03:41.17]难为自己一双手
[03:45.15]预算开支点会够
[03:49.23]难为自己一双手
[03:53.15]預算開支點會夠
[03:57.34]
[03:57.96](4)拍拖安全歌:
[03:59.88]天黑出街有排慌
[04:02.97]拖友专兴四围荡
[04:06.37]一味疏肝
[04:08.01]见贼佬梗生唾
[04:09.67]打鈴记住两头望
[04:14.67]虽则公园有人看
[04:17.80]看得几看佢又晕浪
[04:21.04]血影刀光
[04:22.59]冇命仔真冤枉
[04:24.23]拖友切勿四围荡
[04:29.24]咪魯莽学人乱撞
[04:32.16]遇着烂鬼盞剥清光
[04:35.70]摑两摑跟手绑几绑
[04:38.51]凶夾狼
[04:40.56]随时条命丧
[04:42.30]乖女喜欢晒月光
[04:45.45]家长担心到傻戇
[04:48.73]劫匪凶悍
[04:50.33]叹治安真不当警方扫荡靠谋望