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[ar:Dan Bull/Rockit Gaming]
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[00:00.00]Enderman Rap (Explicit) - Dan Bull/Rockit Gaming
[00:03.44]Written by:Dan Bull
[00:06.89]Sit up and listen I riff on the rhythm
[00:08.60]The sickest musician the slickest magician
[00:10.49]Who'll slip and then zip into different positions
[00:12.40]While lifting a brick with no slip of permission
[00:14.44]I'm not the most vicious of villain
[00:16.70]I'm nicking it just to make vanilla thrilling
[00:18.24]
[00:18.75]I'm not into killing but if you were
[00:20.67]Given the gift of intuition
[00:22.45]Then keep me within your peripheral vision
[00:24.25]'Cause I'm of a jittery disposition
[00:25.91]I'm a nervous guy that prefers to hide
[00:28.13]I'm terrible shy and I don't know why
[00:30.25]So please do me the following courtesy
[00:32.26]And never look me in the purple eyes
[00:34.23]I'm averse to being observed at night
[00:36.16]So if you see me you deserve to die
[00:38.46]You don't want to mess with the endermen
[00:42.28]No no no no no no no
[00:45.39]
[00:46.16]You don't want to mess with the endermen
[00:50.11]No no no no no no
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[01:11.67]I see you peeking at me through the glass in the door
[01:14.20]What chap are you asking for more
[01:16.04]Boy you're jibbering jabbering like an old
[01:18.19]Man reminiscing of back on the war
[01:19.79]
[01:20.51]I'm naturally massively tall
[01:21.78]I should be practising basketty ball
[01:23.33]
[01:24.00]But I can't find a ball without corners at all
[01:26.30]So I'm passing the time by unstacking your wall
[01:28.05]If we pass in the hall you're gonafto ignore me
[01:30.24]Perhaps you should look at the grass on the floor
[01:32.19]Grab a map and explore the various biomes
[01:33.99]But be aware this is my home
[01:35.88]I roam through the night alone
[01:37.76]Hoping to find someone I can bone
[01:39.55]
[01:40.15]But I'm out of sight and mind and time
[01:42.10]Like a rotary dial phone
[01:43.20]
[01:44.03]I don't want to die alone
[01:45.26]
[01:45.82]My type of solo's a xylophone
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[01:51.93]You don't want to mess with the endermen
[01:55.56]No no no no no no no
[01:58.78]
[01:59.59]You don't want to mess with the endermen
[02:03.47]No no no no no rockit
[02:06.84]
[02:07.56]You don't want to mess with the endermen
[02:11.46]No no no no no no no
[02:14.56]
[02:15.46]You don't want to mess with the endermen
[02:19.41]No no no no no
[02:21.66]
[02:25.73]Don't look me in the eye you better run and hide
[02:29.66]
[02:30.20]I'm chasing after you until you die
[02:33.44]
[02:34.23]Deadly as a knife beautifully designed
[02:37.32]
[02:38.19]I'm hunting you tonight until you die
[02:41.28]
[02:42.33]It's time to tell the truth a bomb you can't defuse
[02:46.06]So easily amused to watch you die
[02:49.38]
[02:50.41]Don't you try to fight you're lucky you're alive
[02:53.30]
[02:54.09]I have you in my sights no no no no
[02:57.66]Now you see me now you don't
[02:59.11]Shoving a dirt block down your throat
[03:01.08]You better not be getting out your boat
[03:03.02]I suggest that you don't leave the house alone
[03:05.01]Oh no I'm on a mission
[03:06.91]To win this staring competition
[03:08.35]
[03:09.03]I'll let you live on just one condition
[03:10.93]If you put a pumpkin upon you're forgiven
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[03:13.67]No no no no