Central Scrutinizer歌詞

[00:00.00] 作詞 : Zappa
[00:01.21]This is the Central Scrutinizer...
[00:07.18]It is my responsibility to enforce all the laws
[00:12.67]That haven't been passed yet
[00:16.00]It is also my responsibility to alert each and every one of you
[00:22.25]To the potential consequences
[00:25.30]Of various ordinary everyday activities
[00:29.42]You might be performing which could eventually lead to
[00:35.23]The death penalty - or affect your parents' credit rating...
[00:43.29]Our criminal institutions are full of little creeps like you
[00:50.51]Who do wrong things
[00:54.06]And many of them were driven to these crimes
[00:58.34]By a horrible force called MUSIC!
[01:03.64]
[01:21.55]Our studies have shown that this horrible force
[01:25.98]Is so dangerous to society at large
[01:30.52]That laws are being drawn up at this very moment
[01:34.51]To stop it - forever!
[01:37.95]Cruel and inhuman punishments are being carefully described
[01:44.19]In tiny paragraphs
[01:46.96]So they won't conflict with the Constitution...
[01:51.83]Which, itself, is being modified in order to accommodate
[01:58.73]The future!
[02:01.96]I bring you now a special presentation
[02:08.14]To show what can happen to you
[02:12.53]If you choose a career in music
[02:21.70]The White Zone is for loading and unloading only...
[02:29.60]If you have to load or unload, go to the White Zone...
[02:38.27]You'll love it... it's a way of life
[02:43.73]
[02:48.49]Hi, it's me, I'm back...
[02:50.65]This is the Central Scruuuuuutinizer...
[02:59.68]The White Zone is for loading and unloading only...
[03:08.64]If you gotta load or if you gotta unload
[03:12.09]Go to the White Zone, you'll love it, it's a way of life
[03:15.88]That's right! You'll love it, it's a way of life, that's right
[03:18.79]You'll love it, a way of life, right, love it...
[03:23.59]This is the Central Scrutinizer...