Wanna B Ur Lovr歌詞

[00:00.00] 作詞 : Weird Al Yankovic
[00:01.00] 作曲 : Weird Al Yankovic
[00:16.22]I don't have a library card
[00:18.71]But do you mind if
[00:20.10]I check you out?
[00:23.26]I like your skeletal structure, baby
[00:26.04]You're an Ectomorph
[00:28.23]no doubt
[00:30.43]Your face is real symmetrical
[00:33.23]And your nostrils are so nice
[00:37.72]I wish that
[00:38.42]I was cross-eyed, girl
[00:40.46]So I could see you twice
[00:44.98]Girl, you smell like fritos
[00:47.90]That's why I'm giving you this hungry stare
[00:52.48]You're so hot, you're gonna melt
[00:55.31]The elastic in my underwear
[00:58.81]I'll bet you're magically delicious
[01:02.24]Like a bowl of lucky charms
[01:06.79]You'd look like Venus De Milo
[01:09.58]If I just cut off your arms
[01:12.30]What I'm trying to say is
[01:14.06]I wanna be your lover, baby
[01:17.19]I need somebody to love
[01:20.43]You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
[01:24.11]Now, I need somebody to love
[01:27.34]Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
[01:30.78]Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
[01:34.47]Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
[01:38.05]Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
[01:43.08]Do you believe in love at first sight
[01:45.82]Or should I
[01:46.91]walk by again?
[01:50.10]My love for you'd like diarrhea
[01:53.63]I just can't hold it in
[01:57.66]Stop, drop and roll now'
[02:00.45]Cause baby, you're on fire
[02:05.09]I'll bet your outfit
[02:07.71]Makes a lot of noise in the drier
[02:11.94]You're absolutely perfect
[02:14.88]Don't speak now, you might spoil it
[02:19.11]Your eyes are even bluer
[02:22.11]Than the water in my toilet
[02:25.85]Say, has anyone ever told you
[02:29.28]You've got Yugoslavian hands?
[02:34.01]No, of course not
[02:35.56]that would be stupid
[02:36.75]Just forget I ever brought it up
[02:39.16]The point I'm trying to make is
[02:40.95]I wanna be your lover, baby
[02:44.05]I need somebody to love
[02:47.49]You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
[02:50.98]Now, I need somebody to love
[02:54.27]Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
[02:57.72]Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
[03:01.45]Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
[03:05.05]Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
[03:09.98]I wanna be your Krakatoa
[03:12.77]Let my lava flow all over you
[03:17.20]I wanna be your anaconda
[03:19.89]And your heat-seeking missile too
[03:24.31]I wanna be your beef burrito
[03:27.35]Am I making this perfectly clear?
[03:31.58]I wanna be your love torpedo
[03:34.52]Are you picking up the subtle innuendo here?
[03:46.11]I hope I'm not being forward
[03:48.81]But do you mind if
[03:50.05]I chew on your butt?
[03:53.40]You can tell me truthfully
[03:56.00]Am I a steaming hunk of love now, or what?
[04:00.38]There just aren't enough o's in smooth
[04:03.72]To describe how smooth I am
[04:08.09]Maybe you've seen my picture
[04:10.98]It's in the dictionary under "Kablaam!"
[04:15.47]My lips are registered weapons
[04:18.05]Can I invade your personal space?
[04:22.63]You must have fallen from Heaven
[04:25.42]That would explain how you messed up your face
[04:29.32]Well, how'd you get through security?'
[04:33.11]Cause, baby, you're the bomb
[04:37.14]I'd like to take you home right now
[04:40.63]So you can meet my Mom
[04:42.87]Because I
[04:44.46]I wanna be your lover, baby
[04:47.46]I need somebody to love
[04:50.74]You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
[04:54.32]Now, I need somebody to love
[04:58.95]Girl, you must be Jamaican
[05:02.67]Because Jamaican me crazy
[05:06.30]Girl, you must be Jamaican
[05:09.94]Because Jamaican me crazy
[05:13.63]I wanna be your lover, baby
[05:16.66]I need somebody to love
[05:19.70]You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
[05:23.48]Now, I need somebody to love...