自夸小隊歌詞

[00:00.000] 作詞 : @花少北
[00:01.000] 作曲 : 無
[00:10.157]Welcome to the jungle
[00:12.163]Welcome to the show
[00:13.667]Welcome to the party
[00:16.677]Join me with the last dance
[00:19.685]我來自內(nèi)蒙古的大草原
[00:20.937]要高考射箭騎馬
[00:22.191]我來自嗶哩嗶哩游戲區(qū)
[00:23.443]每局都怒送一塔
[00:24.734]我熱愛體育
[00:25.234]就是每天球場被人隔扣
[00:27.237]我熱愛音樂
[00:27.739]去ktv唱的歌朋友們聽了都
[00:28.994]折壽
[00:29.746]別鬧
[00:30.247]別叫
[00:30.749]別笑我腦子不開竅
[00:31.753]來到校醫(yī)院
[00:33.006]八個醫(yī)生輪流給我開藥
[00:34.510]那報上我最高榮譽
[00:35.512]你們可別犯怵
[00:36.766]我是全年
[00:37.266]全市
[00:37.769]全面
[00:38.019]優(yōu)秀
[00:38.271]學生干部
[00:38.772]wow
[00:39.524]的室友沒有錯
[00:40.527]我的肚里確實沒有墨
[00:41.528]但邊玩邊學應(yīng)付得來
[00:42.783]替身還真的沒有過
[00:44.035]我是社交鬼才還沒說話小臉開始發(fā)熱
[00:46.543]說過話的異性朋友竟然高達
[00:48.548]八個
[00:49.301]我的臉尖的像鐘乳石
[00:50.555]純正的自然風光
[00:51.556]我從來不敢低頭
[00:52.811]不然下巴會刺穿胸腔
[00:53.814]沒身高 沒顏值 沒頭腦
[00:55.321]悲傷的雨里拉著肖邦
[00:56.578]但除去了那些標簽
[00:57.831]真誠才是我的包裝
[00:59.085]天空轟隆一聲巨響
[01:00.336]慶祝我的華麗登場
[01:01.838]來到酒吧
[01:02.593]DJ在放愛的供養(yǎng)
[01:04.348]破洞褲的洞越多
[01:05.352]就代表越時尚
[01:06.605]不能阻擋冷風刺骨
[01:07.607]或者站在月球上
[01:08.863]冷風中
[01:09.866]我知道
[01:10.367]對面的
[01:10.617]她對我
[01:11.119]已心跳
[01:11.621]她卻說
[01:12.123]眼睛小
[01:12.626]穿的少
[01:13.127]覺得我
[01:13.378]像沙雕
[01:14.130]不甘心只做
[01:15.385]斗地主的堵怪
[01:16.135]嫉妒我的時間
[01:17.138]還不如去工地搬運
[01:18.393]土塊
[01:18.896]我的家中沒有被子蓋的都是錢
[01:21.656]我的存款就像海中的水
[01:23.412]多又咸
[01:24.164]網(wǎng)絡(luò)惡評在我看來
[01:25.165]像是幼兒園
[01:26.419]跟我對線小學生打
[01:27.673]國家運動員
[01:28.674]看知乎的噴子
[01:29.928]也就圖個樂
[01:31.181]要論惡心人
[01:31.934]都得來找我
[01:32.685]虛心報個課
[01:33.688]天在看
[01:34.191]人在做
[01:34.943]每天開心不會錯
[01:35.696]多上撤碩
[01:37.200]呵呵
[01:38.705]Welcome to the jungle
[01:41.462]Welcome to the show
[01:43.719]Welcome to the party
[01:46.226]Welcome to the zoo
[01:48.983]Welcome to the jungle
[01:51.238]Welcome to the eden
[01:53.747]Join me with the last dance
[01:56.004]ohhhhhhhhh
[01:58.016]我是貴陽的猴王
[01:59.516]來自黔靈山后巷
[02:01.022]吃著糯米飯長大
[02:02.276]成年后我都不怕
[02:03.029]打了十多年的游戲
[02:04.533]一直都墊底
[02:05.786]我就是游戲區(qū)最丟人的
[02:07.040]菜雞
[02:08.296]生活 游戲 科技 美妝
[02:09.799]哪里都能發(fā)光
[02:10.803]觀眾看著我的視頻下飯
[02:12.055]邊吃邊說真香
[02:13.309]做視頻的速度快的
[02:14.562]就像喝湯
[02:15.565]不要叫我
[02:16.318]小猩猩
[02:16.819]叫我
[02:17.321]MR.KINGKONG
[02:18.575]相機 麥克 開機 拍攝
[02:20.330]來的路上三個vlog
[02:22.335]我都不嫌多
[02:23.087]吃播 開箱 化妝 直播
[02:25.094]回家路上這些內(nèi)容我都不錯過
[02:27.600]猩猩哥 有點沉
[02:28.604]憨憨長相沒靈魂
[02:30.139]單眼皮 厚嘴唇
[02:31.644]長得像個元謀人
[02:32.898]如果要惹我我就
[02:34.403]敞開大門
[02:35.405]不要跳
[02:36.408]我家狗會
[02:36.909]咬爛你的大臀
[02:37.911]我從大海出生
[02:39.163]手里抓著三十八的大蝦
[02:40.210]每天八只嘴里吧唧
[02:41.714]營養(yǎng)過剩我才頭大
[02:43.221]每天曬著日光浴
[02:44.725]墨鏡都給我曬綠
[02:45.978]皮膚黝黑都是太陽烙下的
[02:47.231]榮譽
[02:48.486]我天天原漿不離口
[02:49.997]青島啤酒 我的朋友
[02:51.499]是朋友見面就得喝一口
[02:53.006]所以我沒有朋友
[02:55.509]朋友見到我的酒量
[02:56.763]就 會 發(fā) 抖
[02:57.409]你喝了嗎
[02:58.161]At me
[02:58.412]please
[02:58.663]baby
[02:58.914]honey
[02:59.416]仔細看我到底是否真的
[03:01.171]表里不一
[03:02.173]人做天看渾身都是
[03:03.175]底氣
[03:03.928]除了我賴床
[03:04.680]my baby
[03:05.181]只是我身高一米八一
[03:06.434]頭卻占了一米七
[03:07.437]每天都把自己給夸
[03:08.942]賊辣 偉大
[03:09.944]LIKE ROCK
[03:10.445]And l don't
[03:10.947]give__about
[03:11.449]害怕
[03:12.201]MAN
[03:12.701]Drop on my beat
[03:13.453]Grab happiness
[03:14.456]拋棄這水逆
[03:15.210]my dear homie
[03:16.213]We both bless u happy
[03:17.968]Welcome to the jungle
[03:20.475]Welcome to the show
[03:22.981]Welcome to the party
[03:25.489]Welcome to the zoo
[03:27.997]Welcome to the jungle
[03:30.254]Welcome to the eden
[03:32.509]Join me with the last dance
[03:35.268]ohhhhhhhhh