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[ti:Get U Mad]
[ar:Eminem]
[al:Double]
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Yo.. yo! (* Eminem hachs up spit *)
Mic check.. (My dick!)
Testing.. one, two (* Eminem hach-spits on mic *)
[00:00.14]Ffff-fuck.. (My dick!) My nuts..
[00:04.49]My attitude is worse than NWA's was
[00:06.09]I'll battle you over stupid shit and diss people
[00:08.78]who ain't have shit to do with it,
[00:09.91]like Cool J does (My tattoo!)
[00:10.90]You see me standin outside of your buildin;
[00:13.01]screamin,
[00:13.63]"Puffy is good, (HEY!)
[00:14.25]but Slim Shady is for the children!" (WAIT!)
[00:16.33]I look at my life in a new light
[00:17.74]fuck it
[00:18.40]Give me two mics; I write songs for me
[00:20.30]fuck what you like
[00:21.11]You're probably hear me rap half-hearted;
[00:23.08]cause I don't like rap anyway
[00:24.13]I'm just tryin to get my porno career started
[00:26.27]Every place and event.. +Been There, Done That+
[00:29.36]Shit, Dre stuck me in a suitcase when he went
(* zipper sound *) "Come on, let's go!"
[00:31.89]Want a deal? Study these 5 chapters
[00:33.98]Lesson One: Throw demos as hard
[00:35.93]as you can at signed rappers
[00:37.12]Lesson Two: Face em and diss em (whattup dog?)
[00:39.06]Don't give em a demo; kidnap em (I want you to come with me)
[00:40.93]and make em come to your basement and listen
(you're gonna fuckin check this out)
[00:42.89]Lesson Three: Get a job at a label;
[00:44.44]switch demos with Canibus
[00:45.52]and put yours on the owner's table (here listen!)
[00:47.13]Lesson Four: 'Know you heard this before'
[00:49.59]"Hey let me get your number;
[00:50.87]I'll call you tomorrow, for sure!"
[00:52.46]Don't act like a fan -- you wanna get signed?
[00:54.38]Get the whitest A&R you can find
[00:55.95]Pull him aside and rap as wack as you can
[00:57.74]Lesson Five: Get a hook-up at Jive
[01:00.00]Dress up like
[01:01.26]and have them come see you perform live
[01:03.08]And that's the key, but when you see me on the street;
[01:05.71]I ain't givin you shit bitch
[01:06.97]don't even bother askin me (get away from me)
[01:08.49]Toilet water splashes me right in the ass when I'm spittin
[01:11.31]cause I'm always shittin when
[01:12.60]I'm rappin like Master P (UNNNGGGGH!)
[01:13.76]Got a blowjob from Paula Jones,
[01:15.62]and stuffed it so far in her mouth
[01:17.27]my balls broke both of her collarbones (OWW!)
[01:18.53]Told Mya this shit was all about me-ah ("It's all about me..")
[01:21.38]Gave Alyssa Milano syphillis,
[01:22.86]mono and gonorrhea ("You're a dick!")
[01:24.66]And all three of my main girls said SEE-YA
[01:26.30]Cause Brandy and Monica walked in
[01:27.90]and caught me fuckin Aaliyah(What? Oh my God!)
[01:29.10]I splish splash while I'm takin a bath
[01:31.28]Grab a handful of pills,
[01:32.44]break em in half,
[01:33.56]take em and laugh
[01:34.18]White trash
[01:35.14]fuckin your wife in the ass ("Oh! Ooh Shady! Oooh!")
[01:36.56]While you're out siphoning gas
[01:37.78]for your lawnmower to cut the grass
[01:39.47]So if I hurt your self-esteem
[01:40.65]and you get dissed too bad [Yo why you diss me?]
[01:41.95]You know I just be sayin that to get you mad
[01:44.63]And when I rap about a buncha shit you wished you had [A big dick!]
[01:47.08]You know I just be sayin that to get you mad
[01:49.68]"I can't listen to that song, that shit's too sad!"
[01:52.43]You know I just be sayin that to get you mad
[01:54.98]"He'll never make it, his wrist is slit too bad!" [Nurse! Nurse!]
[01:57.63]You know I just be sayin that to get you mad
[02:00.80]What a wonderful day;
[02:01.60]I should go outside and play
[02:03.19]Ain't no need to sit inside the house and hibernate
[02:05.81]Hi Renee! (Oh hi!)
[02:07.03]I was just about to toss a live grenade
[02:08.74]in your driveway (WHAT?) and drive away (* car peels out *)
[02:10.88]Are you afraid of a blade made of a razor with AIDS
[02:13.05]Blood drippin from it,
[02:14.42]rippin your stomach like a paper mache
[02:15.84]You talk a lotta shit,
[02:17.47]but you was never ill though
[02:18.65]I'm sick enough to beat you to death with a feather pillow
[02:20.86]Tipped over some cows,
[02:22.48]just for a joke and a laugh (MOOOOO!)
[02:23.76]Jumped up, choked a giraffe,
[02:25.20]snapped his neck and broke it in half
[02:26.71]Wagin wars, went on stage and sprayed Cage with +Agent Orange+
[02:30.14]And wiped my ass with his page in Source (Here!)
[02:32.10]The demon is here, steamin this year
[02:34.20]I rip [*Mystikal's*] voicebox out,
[02:35.94]scream in his ear (AHHHHHH!)
[02:37.36]It's not a gimmick bitch, it's an image I live it
[02:39.19]Give a fuck? I don't know what a fuck is to give it
[02:41.94]"Yeah I don't think this guy is well.." I'm high as hell
[02:44.56]I'll beat you with a live cat
[02:45.86]when I'm swinging him by his tail
[* impersonating Method Man *]
[02:47.98]I'll fuckin, I'll fuckin
[02:49.96]Lay your nuts on the dresser
[02:51.31]Just your nutsack by itself
[02:52.88]And bang them shits with a spiked bat
[02:54.70]Cut your neck off and sew your head right back
[02:57.04]And leave you like that
[02:58.40]You just triggered the prick who just mixed liquor
[03:00.54]Who's itchin to leave you disfigured
[03:02.06]and stiffer than Chris-topher
[03:03.26]Reeves, I was teething with strep throat
[03:05.27]while your mother was breastfeeding
[03:06.63]And gave her the flesh-eating disease
[03:08.57]I'm iller than takin a hammer and beatin your knees
[03:11.02]and walkin through South Central L.A., bleedin in jeans
[03:13.35](Am I a Blood or a Crip?)
[03:14.29]Wakin up the next day in breathin machines
[03:16.38]Flashin back to being shot and repeatin the scenes
[03:18.87]on how you just got smoked, and if you do live
[03:21.16]You'll be too scared to tell it, like a Biggie and 'Pac joke
[03:24.06]So if I hurt your self-esteem and you get dissed too bad
[03:26.59]You know I just be sayin that to get you mad
[03:28.94]And when I rap about a fat bitch that you wished you had
[03:31.53]You know I just be sayin that to get you mad
[03:34.26]"I can't listen to that song, that shit's too sad"
[03:36.92]You know I just be sayin that to get you mad
[03:39.50]"He'll never make it, his wrist is slit too bad"
[03:42.01]You know I just be sayin that to get you mad
[03:44.92]
[03:47.19]I know that makes you real mad, don't it? (uh-huh)
[03:50.81]That's right, Slim Shady (yup) Sway & Tech
[03:55.00]Sprayin wreck (bitch)
[03:57.61]And we don't give a heck (uh-uh)
[03:58.79]or a damn.. or a fuck.. or a shit
[04:04.12]So suck my motherfuckin dick
[04:05.53]
[04:11.83]-= Eminem - Get U Mad =-
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