[00:03.38]What's happenin', sister?
[00:06.99]Yeah baby,I'm talkin' to you.
[00:11.02]My name's Bones.
[00:14.16]And I'm a Libra, a dig sunsets,
[00:18.86]and strolling on the beach,
[00:22.07]and loving my neighbor as myself.
[00:25.30]And right now, baby, I'm standing next door to you.
[00:33.66]
[00:33.77]Picture you and me one sweet, sweet night
[00:39.30]in a pool of votive candlelight.
[00:44.78]Just one thing could make the mood more right –
[00:49.47]God droppin' in to sing like Barry White.
[00:55.63]Hey, lady in the long black dress,
[01:01.12]let's give you something to confess.
[01:05.30]Wo oh oh! Hey lady, take a good long glance.
[01:10.98]I ain't no pastor –
[01:13.40]I'm a stone cold master of romance!
[01:17.22]
[01:17.48][That ain't no way to get a lady, honky.
[01:21.55]Here's how you talk to a sister: ave, baby.
[01:27.62]My name's TJ, scorpio. An' lemme quess, virgo, right?
[01:35.55]Well put away that rosary, girl,
[01:38.21] 'cause I'm here to sweep you off your knees
[01:41.11]and take you to a place that I like to call TJ Town. So…
[01:46.92]
[01:47.49]Loosen up those vestments, just a bit.
[01:52.91]Drop that Bible, baby yeah, that's it.
[01:57.91]See, I know what all your vows permit –
[02:02.70]and I don't mind keepin' it immaculate!
[02:08.35]
[02:08.65]Hey, lady in the long black dress,(hey! long black dress)
[02:14.74]let's sneak away and go transgress.(go transgress)
[02:18.72]Wo oh oh! (wo, wo)
[02:20.19]Hev lady, why not (hey lady, why not)
[02:22.23]take a chance? (take a chance?)
[02:24.59]Come on, proud Mary, meet your missionary of romance.
[02:32.79]Why not lose that veil and wimple, baby!
[02:38.59]Have some sacramental wine!
[02:44.03]Let me lay it on ya simple, baby –
[02:49.50]Sister, you know I gotta…
[02:51.71]So let me worship at your shrine.
[02:54.64]And if you got stigmata…
[02:56.96]Show me yours, I’ll show you mine!
[03:01.06]Ay, mami, en el vestido provocativo! (oh wo)
[03:06.47]Porque es Cristo tu hombre exclusivo?
[03:11.17]Hey lady, no more won’ts or can’ts!
[03:16.45]Soy amoroso!
[03:19.00]I'm a virtuoso!
[03:21.73]And lf I'm just so so…
[03:24.49]… Frankly, you won't know, so –
[03:28.35]Sweet lady in the long, black dress!(Sweet lady!Sweet lady!)
[03:33.57]Please tell me what's latin for ‘yes'?
[03:37.91]Wo oh oh!
[03:39.37]Hey lady, don'tcha look askance!
[03:43.70]Come on, say hiya to your love Messiah
[03:48.82]and don't make me try a new advance.
[03:54.70]Forget Jehovah, 'cause the wait is ovah.
[03:59.94]Come to Casanova for romance.
[04:09.86][Man, we're smoooove!]
[04:12.27][No nun can say no to us!]
[04:13.93][Vamos, hermanos! Al convento!]
[04:16.00]Wo wo baby, baby baby wo
[04:19.10]Wo wo yeah veah yeah
[04:21.92]Wo wo!