[00:00.000] 作詞 : 法老/戴斯蒙德
[00:01.000] 作曲 : 法老/戴斯蒙德
[00:04.389]作曲 : 法老/戴斯蒙德
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[00:06.396]作詞 : 法老/戴斯蒙德
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[00:10.137]編曲 chef D
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[00:12.645]打開(kāi)閃光燈的姑娘放我一條生路
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[00:14.642]你的男友看你對(duì)我照片發(fā)騷問(wèn)你“分不”
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[00:17.391]我是歷史上最成功的土撥鼠
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[00:19.645]成功的就像色情女星長(zhǎng)了五個(gè)如
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[00:20.886]有很多的弟弟看我不爽
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[00:21.712]我也不爽
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[00:23.709]所以只能默默在這風(fēng)流倜儻
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[00:26.204]搞的那些潮人聽(tīng)了我的歌就想入行
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[00:27.957]鬧的我的自信心總是不斷膨脹
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[00:30.211]要知道我在十歲時(shí)候就能rap花田錯(cuò)吶
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[00:32.960]連八賊都要憤怒的說(shuō)“我佛啦”
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[00:34.458]我是班級(jí)里的小明星 摸摸看
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[00:37.212]我的臉被老師敲了51個(gè)五角星
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[00:39.207]同學(xué)問(wèn)我“如何像你一樣年級(jí)第一”
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[00:40.960]他的成績(jī)與我差距堪比威士堡的眼距
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[00:43.456]我是人類鉆木取火之后最偉大的發(fā)現(xiàn)
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[00:45.453]音樂(lè)韌性如同六百斤的蘭州拉面
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[00:46.961]我是你的法寶
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[00:48.206]他的法寶
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[00:50.203]所有rappers最怕的丑陋鼠草
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[00:52.454]周而復(fù)始跳著丑陋舞蹈
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[00:54.463]手舞足蹈在這圈子胡鬧
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[00:55.960]你的法寶
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[00:56.959]她的法寶
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[00:59.213]所有rappers最怕的丑陋鼠草
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[01:01.210]周而復(fù)始跳著丑陋舞蹈
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[01:03.206]收入不高而且脾氣不好
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[01:05.702]有一天我不小心點(diǎn)開(kāi)了小時(shí)代
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[01:07.952]說(shuō)真的那是我看過(guò)最爛的一部電影
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[01:09.708]我在想七龍珠里面除了餃子外
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[01:12.554]是不是套個(gè)auto tune都可以出首陷阱
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[01:14.053]我在等著嘻哈頒獎(jiǎng)典禮請(qǐng)我領(lǐng)獎(jiǎng)
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[01:16.722]我已經(jīng)餓了兩個(gè)星期“你有什么遺言請(qǐng)講”
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[01:16.968]嗯
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[01:18.607]反正死以前我肯定要diss一次艾熱
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[01:21.356]倒沒(méi)有什么不滿只是韻腳碰巧挨了
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[01:24.863]我想罵誰(shuí)我就罵誰(shuí)畢竟我是槍殺假死以后藏在崇明島的圖派克
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[01:27.605]你瞇著眼睛看我膚色是不是個(gè)黑哥哥
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[01:29.614]你是嘴炮我是小鷹我來(lái)接棒梅威瑟
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[01:32.110]Bro 我的**美感已到人類極限
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[01:34.605]總是擔(dān)心會(huì)被滴滴司機(jī)jj
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[01:36.356]就連明日花老師也要對(duì)我迷戀
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[01:38.612]我對(duì)你唯一仁慈就是讓你輸?shù)捏w面
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[01:40.053]我是你的法寶
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[01:41.052]他的法寶
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[01:43.303]所有rappers最怕的丑陋鼠草
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[01:45.300]周而復(fù)始跳著丑陋舞蹈
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[01:47.552]手舞足蹈在這圈子胡鬧
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[01:48.552]你的法寶
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[01:49.550]她的法寶
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[01:51.801]所有rappers最怕的丑陋鼠草
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[01:53.798]周而復(fù)始跳著丑陋舞蹈
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[01:55.807]收入不高而且脾氣不好
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[01:58.303]哥一天不罵人就渾身難受
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[02:00.557]感受百分之80rapper被我技巧折服
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[02:02.808]我在某個(gè)節(jié)目被限制到了大哭
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[02:05.304]如果我不能說(shuō)草泥馬那我怎么抄襲阿姆
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[02:07.558]像馬景濤一般用硬核唱“我愛(ài)你”
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[02:08.797]我不是來(lái)演瓊瑤劇的
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[02:10.308]我的diss不是公關(guān)就是下架
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[02:11.053]我超火的
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[02:13.802]我喜歡的人微博已經(jīng)找到了是誰(shuí)就不用我多說(shuō)了吧
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[02:15.058]舉燈牌的姑娘
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[02:16.055]你有多愛(ài)黑怕?
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[02:16.798]告訴你的idol
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[02:17.554]我有雙鞋讓他擦
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[02:19.803]前倆vers提的名字都是玩笑話
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[02:22.558]但是你要觸碰我的底線你就玩大了
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[02:24.555]法老就像罵街領(lǐng)域大佬巴菲特
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[02:26.804]在年輕時(shí)比巴卜塞進(jìn)課桌椅下上滿八節(jié)課
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[02:31.798]而直到見(jiàn)到你們這些垃圾巴結(jié)我才恍然大悟我是八心八箭鉆石八百年才出一個(gè)
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[02:33.054]我是你的法寶
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[02:33.807]他的法寶
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[02:36.049]所有rappers最怕的丑陋鼠草
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[02:38.299]周而復(fù)始跳著丑陋舞蹈
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[02:40.308]手舞足蹈在這圈子胡鬧
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[02:41.806]你的法寶
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[02:42.551]她的法寶
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[02:45.057]所有rappers最怕的丑陋鼠草
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[02:46.556]周而復(fù)始跳著丑陋舞蹈
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