[ti:旅客不是上帝]
[ar:易茗空姐]
[al:]
[by:LinkAge]
[00:06.17]哎,真是塞古,我真難古,
[00:09.23]讓我唱歌,當(dāng)我八古.YEAH
[00:13.01]為撒現(xiàn)在個額社會就有噶西度戇大,
[00:20.78]以為自家有眼鈔票就可以號稱老大.
[00:23.01]朋友曉得伐?鈔票不是萬能
[00:25.15]伐要來該飛機鎬頭幫我神之無之
[00:27.60]把弄兩只頭塌,娘弄曉得我額厲害
[00:30.02]冊那,弄想那能?動伐動就要投訴
[00:33.63]弄當(dāng)自家撒么事?一只白癡YEAH,曉得伐,白癡
[00:45.68]今早就讓我來幫儂告告路字
[00:48.26]么撒事體儂就閉老眼睛打打呼嚕
[00:50.59]伐要一天到為呼喚鈴瞎請八請
[00:52.85]儂則戇大那能就伐國著撒度
[00:55.20]假使弄再要幫我老3老4
[00:57.39]我就請弄坐了馬桶高頭切杯咖啡OK?
[01:00.33]NO PROBLME~YEAH~當(dāng)心我鬧弄從飛機高頭多冊器~YEAH~多冊器
[01:06.16]來該飛機高頭我就四老大
[01:15.79]請弄豎起耳朵來聽我唱歌
[01:18.13]歌德是我額底盤就我最大(big big yeah yeah)
[01:20.76]假使弄伐服氣就請弄古來對我釋放
[01:23.09]我就是噶囂張又那能?
[01:26.33]弄有本事就伐要坐我額飛機
[01:28.19]坐了我額飛機就要好好聽啊拉話
[01:31.91]伐要來該我額底盤幫我老噶
[01:34.19]伐要以為讀2本書就可以幫我上一堂課
[01:36.56]朋友聽古伐?讀10年書伐如走萬里路
[01:38.74]伐要唧唧呱呱特我瞎3無4
[01:40.97]請儂管好弄則嘴巴SHIT伐要瞎剛8剛~~聽到了伐
[01:52.60]今早我來飛機高頭碰到一則戇大
[02:01.75]嘴巴好象幾年么刷牙齒象一則馬桶
[02:04.05]買了一臟飛機票就當(dāng)自家是老大
[02:06.31]以為自家是上帝就可以無法無天
[02:08.75]朋友請弄記牢弄來該撒擰額底盤
[02:11.01]伐要瞎七搭八爛污亂冊象山瑞GOGO YEAH~
[02:26.95]坐了我額飛機鎬頭弄就幫我老實點
[02:29.35]撥好弄個安全帶還要關(guān)特弄額手機
[02:31.93]伐要以為自家撒么事樣樣精通
[02:34.03]上帝他也會犯錯何況儂是則戇大~
[02:36.29]看到儂個副無知馬相我就國著土
[02:38.47]土土土我冊那真額想吐
[02:40.84]儂則戇大還是早點揩揩早點起捆
[02:43.04]快點快點快點高我起捆~GET OUT~SHIT~YEAH~QUICKLY~GO
[02:47.78]伐要以為穿了條大卡額LV就老嗲
[03:06.33]我伐揭穿弄已經(jīng)算是把儂面子
[03:08.35]請儂關(guān)特弄額嘴巴伐要瞎叫八叫
[03:10.64]假使儂有從光就幫啊拉揩揩廁所
[03:13.01]我就當(dāng)儂是為人民服務(wù)(GOOD BOY)
[03:15.18]把儂頒則獎狀讓儂當(dāng)當(dāng)服務(wù)明星
[03:17.63]朋友儂剛我對儂上路伐對儂好伐?
[03:20.15]好伐好伐我對儂好伐BABY好伐?
[03:28.36]進早就讓弄曉得歌德撒擰是老大,
[03:33.70]下躺坐到我額飛機弄就幫我色鄉(xiāng)眼
[03:36.11]假使儂切伐飽儂就自家?guī)Ш酶杉Z
[03:38.25]伐要來該飛機高頭幫我狠3狠4
[03:40.67]坐了啊登高頭儂就幫我好好叫
[03:42.88]否則我就讓儂真額去見上帝~啊門~
[03:55.71]女士們,先生們
[03:57.71]飛機馬上就要降落
[03:59.46]請你再次確認(rèn)一下您的安全帶已經(jīng)系好
[04:02.42]手機已放置關(guān)閉位,
[04:04.36]感謝您乘坐中國東方航空班機
[04:06.83]祝您身體健康,下次旅行再見,謝謝。
[04:11.11]Ladies and gentlemen, our aircraft will be landing soon
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[04:18.87]and your mobile phone has been switched off
[04:21.45]Thank you for flying with China East Airlines today
[04:24.87]and we are looking forward to having your onbord again
[04:27.71]Thank you and goodbye.