鱷魚和壁虎歌詞

[ti:鱷魚和壁虎]
[ar:云中夢龍]
[al:同名專輯]
[by:喏小七]
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[00:01.34]鱷魚和壁虎 - 云中夢龍
[00:04.34]詞：云中夢龍
[00:05.84]曲：云中夢龍
[00:07.70]歌詞編輯：喏小七 QQ:2369972023
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[00:10.57]親愛的朋友
[00:13.72]聽說您最近很忙碌
[00:18.45]也很辛苦
[00:22.50]身上瘦得是皮包骨
[00:26.48]嘴角還起了一個(gè)大火泡
[00:30.76]一對(duì)烏黑的熊貓眼
[00:34.90]嗓音嘶啞還不停的吸著雪茄
[00:42.36]日夜不停不停的加班
[00:46.61]客戶不停不停的投訴
[00:51.01]老板不停的發(fā)黃牌
[00:54.83]老婆不停的發(fā)脾氣
[00:58.19]哎生活是越過越糟
[01:02.15]日子簡直就是煎熬
[01:06.32]哥們我讓您開開心心輕松一下
[01:11.34]我給您講個(gè)笑話一二三四 二二三四
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[01:19.15]話說很久很久以前 有條超大的鱷魚
[01:26.47]張開的血盆大口
[01:29.69]要一口吃掉一只小小的壁虎
[01:34.61]在這生命緊要關(guān)頭
[01:38.05]聰明的小壁虎急中生智
[01:41.36]一把抱住鱷魚的大腿
[01:44.94]并大喊了一聲 媽媽
[01:48.38]鱷魚聽罷一愣大吃一驚
[01:51.86]隨即猛醒是老淚縱橫動(dòng)情說道
[01:56.86]兒啊娘求你別在上班了
[02:01.74]都廋成這樣了
[02:04.26]快點(diǎn)請(qǐng)個(gè)長假好好休息吧
[02:09.33]
[02:10.11]我說親愛的領(lǐng)導(dǎo)仁慈的老板
[02:17.90]體諒體諒您的小弟
[02:21.01]可憐可憐您忠實(shí)的員工吧
[02:25.71]給咱兄弟們適當(dāng)放點(diǎn)假
[02:29.76]適當(dāng)輕松快樂開心一小下下
[02:33.70]保證明天上班以后那是個(gè)個(gè)精神抖擻
[02:37.51]工作效率超高
[02:39.46]還絕對(duì)不會(huì)出差
[02:41.95]如今就連鱷魚尚且知道關(guān)心體貼兒子
[02:48.34]何況您乎
[02:52.31]何況您乎哈
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