母老虎歌詞

[ti:母老虎]
[ar:Ty./謝帝]
[al:母老虎]
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[00:00.00]母老虎 - Ty./謝帝
[00:00.24]詞：唐溢/蔡鎮(zhèn)鴻
[00:00.52]曲：唐溢/蔡鎮(zhèn)鴻
[00:00.81]編曲：The Martianz
[00:00.99]制作人：Ty.
[00:01.17]我給你說嘛
[00:01.72]講道理這個(gè)東西喃要分情況的
[00:03.90]你跟有一種生物就沒得道理可講
[00:06.10]你懂三
[00:06.74]你想嘛 很多情況其實(shí)你是對(duì)的
[00:09.50]對(duì)不對(duì)嘛 憑心而論你是對(duì)的
[00:11.81]但最后你錯(cuò)沒有 你錯(cuò)了
[00:14.02]我把錢包耍掉了
[00:15.46]鑰匙耍掉了
[00:16.57]
[00:17.33]手機(jī)耍掉了
[00:18.70]就差人沒耍掉了
[00:19.87]
[00:20.60]婆娘說我該背時(shí)
[00:22.35]
[00:22.93]睡個(gè)覺她都不給我蓋被子
[00:26.13]她拽錘子
[00:27.19]你把錢包耍掉了
[00:28.35]
[00:29.02]鑰匙耍掉了
[00:29.94]
[00:30.79]手機(jī)耍掉了
[00:32.03]就差人沒耍掉了
[00:33.18]
[00:33.84]你的婆娘說該背時(shí)
[00:35.46]
[00:36.25]睡個(gè)覺她都不給你蓋被子
[00:38.98]
[00:40.96]母老虎 遭求不住
[00:43.87]兩個(gè)嘴皮翻得老子真的好逑無助
[00:46.48]
[00:47.04]好想付她兩耳屎
[00:48.72]把她神光退了
[00:49.87]
[00:50.42]可惜她不配合
[00:51.78]還先動(dòng)手打我背了
[00:53.18]
[00:54.02]甚至都沒給我一個(gè)道歉
[00:56.27]
[00:57.00]搞得好像我根本就不需要臉
[00:59.53]
[01:00.09]我跑去給她爸說 給她媽說
[01:03.20]
[01:03.84]他們娃兒有點(diǎn)惡
[01:05.39]他們喊我為她灑脫
[01:06.81]
[01:07.71]我低著頭 默默地抽煙
[01:10.49]
[01:11.04]希望有天她能變得收斂
[01:13.77]
[01:14.30]收斂了她那個(gè)類似火藥的脾氣
[01:17.51]不然真會(huì)抑郁 不是在打比喻
[01:20.57]我把錢包耍掉了
[01:22.17]鑰匙耍掉了
[01:23.17]
[01:23.90]手機(jī)耍掉了
[01:25.14]就差人沒耍掉了
[01:26.52]
[01:27.27]婆娘說我該背時(shí)
[01:28.75]
[01:30.44]睡個(gè)覺她都不給我蓋被子
[01:32.94]她拽錘子
[01:33.84]你把錢包耍掉了
[01:34.98]
[01:35.64]鑰匙耍掉了
[01:36.54]
[01:37.22]手機(jī)耍掉了
[01:38.62]就差人沒耍掉了
[01:39.87]
[01:40.50]你的婆娘說該背時(shí)
[01:42.42]
[01:42.96]睡個(gè)覺她都不給你蓋被子
[01:45.69]
[01:47.10]不要惹到你的歪人
[01:48.61]不然找面子她不開門
[01:50.23]可能在外頭你是哥老官
[01:51.97]回到屋頭你是胎神
[01:53.51]把你的腦殼洗的冰欠
[01:55.25]都可以發(fā)光像個(gè) diamond
[01:56.88]一百句壞話她沒聽見
[01:58.47]當(dāng)面嘴甜的像寧采臣
[02:00.12]對(duì)到你吼
[02:00.76]
[02:01.51]鬼曉得咋個(gè)被評(píng)定成沒有理她
[02:03.91]你自以為完美的表現(xiàn)在她那只有 b+
[02:06.74]
[02:07.29]你要繃哇 兇哇 裝神哇
[02:08.91]她的質(zhì)問就像禮花
[02:10.48]你還以為你自己獨(dú)立自主了
[02:12.37]她就像是你媽
[02:13.83]好的藥都要苦些
[02:15.39]再寬的路也堵車
[02:17.25]面不是蒸的是煮的
[02:19.53]最兇的老虎都是母的
[02:21.71]惹毛了收拾你像收拾土鱉
[02:24.30]想唱起那首歌的開頭是
[02:26.16]一二三四五的
[02:27.51]我把錢包耍掉了
[02:28.82]鑰匙耍掉了
[02:29.86]
[02:30.69]手機(jī)耍掉了
[02:31.90]就差人沒耍掉了
[02:33.79]婆娘說我該背時(shí)
[02:35.70]
[02:36.26]睡個(gè)覺她都不給我蓋被子
[02:38.93]
[02:39.65]她拽錘子
[02:40.56]你把錢包耍掉了
[02:41.69]
[02:42.35]鑰匙耍掉了
[02:43.20]
[02:43.89]手機(jī)耍掉了
[02:45.26]就差人沒耍掉了
[02:46.49]
[02:47.15]你的婆娘說該背時(shí)
[02:48.90]
[02:49.63]睡個(gè)覺她都不給你蓋被子