It's a Man

Girls! Girls!

Watch out! Watch out!

There's a two legged animal running about

If it smokes a great big cigar

and it hangs around at a bar

if it tells the biggest lies, wears the loudest ties

it's a man

If it acts just like a crossed patch

Has a face with whiskers that scratch

If it's stubborn as can be, mean and ornery

It's a man

It if walks, if it talks

If its habits are a little bit peculiar

If it brags and tries to make you think it's wonderful

Be on the lookout, don't let it fool ya

But if it makes the moon up on high,

more than just a light in the sky

If it kisses you and you find you like it too

GRAB IT! It's a man

If it whistles each time you pass,

Owns a car that runs out of gas,

Then it's that you get hip, better watch your step

It's a man

If it acts just like it's the boss

when it knows that you are, of course

If it gets a little rough, thinks it's very tough

It's a man

It if walks, if it talks

If its habits are a little bit peculiar

If it brags and tries to make you think it's wonderful

Be on the lookout, don't let it fool ya

But if it's kneelin' down on one knee

Sayin' darling please marry me

Then don't hesitate, better name the date and then

GRAB IT!

HOLD IT!

HANG ONTO IT!

For It's a man!!!!