Tearjerker

Tearjerker (催淚戲劇) (Explicit) - Chilly Gonzales/Jarvis Cocker

You are such a jerk

You are a tearjerker

You don't need a girlfriend

You need a social worker

She's waiting at the airport

You're in your hotel room

With someone who doesn't know you

Everybody always knew

The game that you were playing

You were fooling no one

So we're glad that you are paying

But still she's gonna cry

Yeah still it's gonna hurt her

But you are a tearjerker

Yes a tear jerk yeah

A tearjerker

Yes a tear jerk yeah

These surfaces are shiny

Anything wipes off them

These surfaces are hard

Nothing seems to mark them

Breakfast ends at 10am

Do you think we could be through by then

'Cause breakfast is inclusive

Do you think

I'm stupid

I'm stupid

I'm stupid

You are such a jerk

You are a tearjerker