age

I took her out, it was a Friday night

I wore cologne to get the feeling right

We started makin out and she took off my pants

But then, I turned on the TV

And thats about the time she walked away from me

Nobody likes you when youre 23

And are still more amused by TV shows

What the hell is ADD, my friends say I should act my age

Whats my age again?

Whats my age again?

Then later on, on the drive home

I called her mom from a pay phone

I said I was the cops and your husbands in jail

This state looks down on sodomy

And thats about the time that bitch hung up on me

Nobody likes you when youre 23

And are still more amused by prank phone calls

What the hell is call ID, my friends say I should act my age

Whats my age again?

Whats my age again?

And thats about the time she walked away from me

Nobody likes you when youre 23

And you still act like youre in freshman year

What the hell is wrong with me, my friends say I should act my age

Whats my age again?

Thats about the time that she broke up with me (whats my age again?)

No one should take themselves so seriously

With many years ahead to fall in line

Why would you wish that on me, Ill never wanna act my age

Whats my age again?

Whats my age again?

Whats my age again... 歡迎您的光臨!