Your Makeup Is Terrible

Greetings Earthlings

My name is Alaska Thunder************* 5000 from the planet Glametron

What's yours?

Now I've come along way to be hear tonight

So lets get our Greetings and Salutations out of the way right now

Shall We?

Hi...

Ooh, I don't know about you Miss Kitty but I feel so much yummier

Now there is an issue that has recently come to my intention

That we need to discuss right now.

Is That Ok with you Honey?

Are You Ready?

You. Are You Ready? (Ok)

Are You Ready?

Are You Ready?

Are You Ready?

Are You Ready?

Are You Ready?

Are You Ready?

Are You Ready?

Your Makeup Is Terrible

Your Makeup Is Terrible

Your Makeup Is Terrible

Your Makeup Is Terrible

But I love you anyway

Terrible, Terrible, Terrible

Your Makeup is Terrible, Terrible, Terrible

Your Makeup Is Terrible, Terrible, Terrible

Your Makeup is Terrible

But I love you anyway

Now I heard this is the best mother******* club in all the land.

Is That Correct?

(uh-huh) Mm-hmm

Well it better be, because

I never had no stunt shows or shenanigans at the doorway

Mr. Doorman, what's that?

You need my I.D.?

This face is my I.D. mother******

Now I'm not the kind of ************* who is going to go behind your back

And Talk *************t on you.

If I have an issue with you, I will bring it right to your Busted Face

Now lets discuss it right now, shall we?

Ok?

Alright?

Ok?

Are You Ready? (uh-huh)

You specifically, Are You Ready?

(Who me? Oh yeah, I totally am)

Are You Ready?

Are You Ready?

Are You Ready?

Are You Ready?

Are You Ready?

Are You Ready?

Are You Ready?

Your Makeup Is Terrible

Your Makeup Is Terrible

Your Makeup Is Terrible

Your Makeup Is Terrible

But I love you anyway

Terrible, Terrible, Terrible

Your Makeup is Terrible, Terrible, Terrible

Your Makeup Is Terrible, Terrible, Terrible

Your Makeup is Terrible

But I love you anyway

Oh my gosh...

This is the really serious part of the song, do you hear that?

(Oh my god...)

You see, there is something I have to confess

You and I have a lot more in common than I thought

And there is something I need to bring your attention, right now

Are You Ready? (I think so...)

Oh no... Are You Ready?

That's better.

Are You Ready?

Are You Ready?

Are You Ready?

Are You Ready?

Are You Ready?

Are You Ready?

Are You Ready?

My Makeup Is Terrible

My Makeup Is Terrible (Noo...)

My Makeup Is Terrible (Why?)

My Makeup Is Terrible

But do you love me anyway?

Terrible, Terrible, Terrible

My Makeup is Terrible, Terrible, Terrible

Your Makeup Is Terrible, Terrible, Terrible

Our Makeup is Terrible

But I love you anyway