Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily

Cledus T. Judd

[00:00.000] 作詞 : Clark, Judd
[00:00.00]Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily -Cledus T.Judd
[00:13.270]Twas the fight before Christmas
[00:16.380]When all through the house
[00:18.440]No furniture left standing
[00:21.49]No TV or couch
[00:23.68]Our aquarium heck they even
[00:25.38]Knocked over my Chia Pet
[00:27.488]Memaw was flung 'cross
[00:29.98]The room by her hair
[00:31.358]By her sister Ethel who
[00:33.48]Never fought fair
[00:35.58]Let's get ready to tumble
[00:38.57]The children all wrestled
[00:39.287]And jumped off the beds
[00:41.237]Dropping elbows and knees
[00:42.627]On each other's heads
[00:44.247]And Mamaw wth her frying
[00:45.597]Pan and Pa with his bat
[00:47.317]Cleared half the room
[00:48.357]In ten seconds flat
[00:50.77]The whole brawl began
[00:51.97]From an innocent matter
[00:52.367]When Aunt Flo thought Eugene said
[00:54.67]She looks a whole lot fatter
[00:55.807]She knocked him through
[00:56.907]The window he fell with a crash
[00:58.797]Tore down the gutters and
[01:00.166]Busted his leg really bad
[01:02.386]You ought to have saw it
[01:03.326]It looked like he'd been
[01:04.136]In a motorcycle wreck
[01:04.616]No Kiddin
[01:04.846]Yeah awful I couldn't
[01:06.16]Turn to look at it
[01:07.586]You see both sides of our
[01:08.816]Family have never gotten along
[01:10.246]And every holiday
[01:11.676]Something always go wrong
[01:13.716]You ain't supposed to fight
[01:15.326]But spread joy in this season
[01:17.86]But when they get the nog
[01:18.406]They just look for a reason
[01:20.466]In no time at all everybody joined in
[01:22.916]And right there we squared
[01:24.616]Off with our closest of kin
[01:26.246]It's a time for givin said Uncle Bill
[01:28.656]As he gave a black eye
[01:30.426]To his brother in law Phil
[01:32.266]I heard somebody say
[01:33.266]It's the thought that counts
[01:35.76]And right now I'm thinking
[01:36.226]About knocking your butt out
[01:37.826]Presents and fists
[01:39.86]Flew all over the room
[01:40.316]And Nana had some fancy
[01:41.906]Moves with the broom
[01:43.426]She took out three cousins
[01:45.256]And knocked down the tree
[01:46.776]And I ducked just in
[01:47.986]Time she swung out at me
[01:49.746]It's my favorite time of year
[01:52.556]Dad always has too much beer
[01:55.496]Gets on the roof and hunts reindeer
[01:58.296]Merry Christmas from
[01:59.906]The whole fam damily
[02:01.796]Tie the antlers on the dog
[02:04.506]Save some shine for Santa Claus
[02:07.466]From all the in laws and outlaws
[02:10.446]Merry Christmas from
[02:11.776]The whole fam damily
[02:14.96]I crawled to the phone
[02:15.376]Lord it seemed like a mile
[02:16.956]And called 911which
[02:18.626]We keep on speed dial
[02:19.946]In a matter of minutes
[02:21.146]Out the window appeared
[02:22.456]Flashing blue lights and
[02:23.966]The Sherrif John Deere
[02:25.646]Just then six men burst
[02:27.556]Through the door
[02:28.646]Some yelling Hands up Some
[02:30.706]Get on the floor
[02:31.916]A stray punch from Grandpa
[02:33.366]Found the sherrif's chin
[02:35.186]And just for good measure
[02:37.16]He clocked him again
[02:38.286]It took all 6cops to get
[02:40.686]Grandpa in cuffs
[02:41.886]You know he gets feisty
[02:42.996]When he runs out of snuff
[02:44.716]We all stopped our fighting
[02:46.166]And cheered Grandpa on
[02:47.806]Heck I thought he could take
[02:49.176]Them I guess I was wrong
[02:50.756]As they dragged him outside
[02:52.196]He yelled I've been framed
[02:53.836]He was kicking and screaming
[02:55.266]And calling them names
[02:56.416]You bleep You bleep
[02:57.846]Let me go you bleep
[02:59.446]You donut eatin stupid
[03:00.576]Bleep son of a bleep
[03:01.896]We stood on the porch as
[03:03.936]Did all our neighbors
[03:05.816]Who always took interest
[03:07.106]In our family's behavior
[03:09.246]Mind your own business
[03:10.376]We heard Grandma shout
[03:12.896]And We'll take back the
[03:14.596]Presents and then come bail you out
[03:16.946]By now we'd forgotten what
[03:18.286]We were fighting for
[03:20.396]We were battered and bruised
[03:21.806]But united once more
[03:23.636]Then we all joined hands and
[03:25.326]Sang Violent Night
[03:26.556]Violent Night
[03:27.966]And we heard Grandpa exclaim as
[03:30.206]They drove off out of sight
[03:32.286]Merry Christmas to all MAN
[03:34.776]That was a good fight
[03:37.736]Deck your neighbor deck the halls
[03:40.366]Tis the season for a brawl
[03:43.526]From all of us to all of y'all
[03:46.456]Merry Christmas from the whole fam damily
[03:52.466]Merry Christmas from the whole fam damily
[03:58.386]Merry Christmas from the whole fam damily

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歌曲名：Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily 歌手：Cledus T. Judd 所屬專輯：《Just Another Day In Parodies》

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